is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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