who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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