I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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