Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
