I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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