so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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