But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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