similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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