Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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