I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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