Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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