I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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