well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
false alarm, still single
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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