The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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