Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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