Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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