But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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