i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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