Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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