There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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