You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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