Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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