If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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