They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Randomize