You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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