Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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