If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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