yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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