This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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