Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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