And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i permit you to call me
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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