I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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