Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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