she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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