Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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