You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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