Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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