On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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