I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize