Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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