Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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