Rock
Scissors
Fuck
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
