the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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