I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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