u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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