Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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