he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
