Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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