You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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