Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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